by Proxy

Hypothetical Rhetorical Metaphorical Question of the Week

Is the U.S. at war with Yemen?

We were just sitting around the newsroom discussing this, in a purely academic sense, of course. There are all those people over there that hate the U.S. In their minds, we're at war, but we haven't declared war on them.

Yet at the same time, we do send our sexysneaky little drones over there and just selectively take out bad guys pretty much whenever we feel like it. So while we haven't declared war, we are sorta kinda kicking their ass all the same, don't you think?

And really, when you're the superpower surgically removing individual enemies, the other guys clamoring about war and threatening to blow themselves up just look like chumps, yes? That's the conclusion we've settled upon.

Fibbing Peckerhead update

Back to fibbing. The same fibs. The peckerhead.

Tuesday Editorial Recommendation

If war were to become absolutely necessary, the KatoAnon Editorial Board highly recommends the following recruits:

We also have several reporters who have volunteered to be inbeds if we go to war and recruit these excellent warrior specimens. It should be noted these same reporters are now on probation with The Commentaries for freudiantly confusing "inbed" with "embed", though they have been commended for their good taste and dirty minds.