The KatoAnon Commentaries

The product of a bored and stifled brain. This is my creative refuge, the place I can safely say, "oh, well, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck."

Monday, August 22, 2011

Monday Mega-Edition! The Mega-est Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







The FOR REAL COWBOY PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!





And that is so not all!!!!


Breaking KatoAnon News Exclusive

Sometime before 4 p.m. today Jeffersonville's Most Famous Resident Cowboy became engaged to one Barbara D. after presenting her a diamond engagement ring at their shared place of employment. They will marry in Warder Park in September.

"I figured it was time. Me and her been going together about eight years," Cowboy said.

The Commentaries would like to congratulate the future Mr. and Mrs. Cowboy on their imminent nuptials and offer our condolences to all those single ladies out there who let another good one get away.

But Wait!!!!


They can mourn in this!!!!!

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Monday Editorial Comment

Boycott this.






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4 comments:

  1. cindiloohooAugust 23, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    Kudos, Kato, and glad to help you out any way I can. This has to be the biggest scoop of the year! Are you planning to attend the wedding?

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  2. katoanonAugust 23, 2011 at 9:21 AM

    I would love to attend the wedding, but the specific date was still up in the air as the groom needed to further consult with his pastor. It will undoubtedly be the biggest event of the season.

    You are correct that this is THE BIGGEST SCOOP of the year.

    I was just aiming for a few testosterone-charged blogs, but I may have inadvertantly taken down the Courier-Journal and New & Tribune as well.

    All in a day's work.

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  3. JulesAugust 23, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    Well I want to wish Cowboy and his special lady all the best!!...I think it's actually very sweet. :)

    Jules

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  4. hoosiertaxpayerAugust 23, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Aaaggghhh !! HT has been tricked..... Congratulations to the real Cowboy but another sexist portraiture yeechhh !!! the boycott continues

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