The KatoAnon Commentaries

The product of a bored and stifled brain. This is my creative refuge, the place I can safely say, "oh, well, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck."

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Hump Day Extravaganza!


This song and video are surprisingly good. Reminds me of the days MTV played videos and the videos were actually neat rather than concert footage, one big booty after another or a singer wandering around an old house. The video does beg a question: does "slut" mean something different in German?

Special announcement: First Annual KatoAnon Commentaries "Photo" Contest!!!

Our art department has expressed their enthusiasm for local talent in the area of "photography." Two outstanding examples include these works by Cindiloohoo and HoosierTaxpayer.




Think you can possibly top these?

Here are the rules:

Submit your "photos" to The Commentaries by August 19th via email to katoanon@gmail.com. "Photos" that make the cut according to our art department will be presented as part of the Aug. 22 Monday Mega-Edition. A poll will be conducted and left open for voting through the 28th, and winners will be announced on the 29th.

Unlike some blog contests, this one comes with real prizes. Besides bragging rights, winners will receive free admission to all free city-sponsored events for the rest of the summer AND free events on the Louisville Waterfront AND free admission to city parks AND - are you sitting down for this one? - a $20 gift certificate for Jerry's Family Restaurant!

This is the best excuse we could come up with for lifting cindi's and HT's pictures and posting them here, so we hope to have robust participation in this contest - or not, in which case we won't have to invest $20.

Our friends are our inspiration

A Facebook friend announced having the rare experience of seeing manatees getting it on but mourned her failure to get pictures. We were disappointed, too. Exclusive manatee porn would've put us on the map! Best we could do was pilfer these from Google Images



and strangely enough...




This info is important for two reasons. It shows we have a readership in Florida, and it shows how desperate we are for material. We've been employing the post-a-day strategy with this blog, and as you've surely noticed, sometimes we're just phoning it in.


Please, please, pretty please, comment here or be our Facebook friend at http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=100002636802732 to do part of the work for us.

It's also important to note that, according to our research on the subject of manatee mating, which involved a full two minutes of skimming images, manatees are into the group thing. For the sake of the children that may accidentally land here, we selected images that didn't highlight this polyamorous streak, but manatees are freaky.

Wednesday Editorial Comment

What? A comment? I'm still hung over from the party in the hood. Leave me alone or get me a bloody mary.





4 comments:

  1. Photo contest..or photoshop contest. It really doesn't take much 'talent' to photoshop, small children can do it. Did you or the original poster of the above photo of Mr. and Mrs. Pavey get their permission to use their personal photograph on your blog?

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  2. It is a "photo" contest, not a photo contest nor a photoshop contest.

    Is that Mr. and Mrs. Pavey? I didn't want to drag anyone's name into it.

    These are most appropriately called photo illustrations. They have been altered from the originals. If either of the two bloggers I lifted them from, the ones who created the "photos," take issue with their use, I'll worry about permissions then.

    Thank you so much for your concern and thanks for being such a devoted follower of The KatoAnon Commentaries.

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  3. Hey Kato what happened to my comments I submitted and my photo?

    I put a lot of work into that photo!

    Franc

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  4. Don't know. I haven't received anything from a Franc other than this one comment. Something may not have went through. Also, "photos" that are received and approved will not be published on the blog until Aug. 22 per contest rules.

    Thanks for your interest!

    - kato

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