Name that big-ass ugly baby!
According to multiple sources, the City of Jeffersonville's new RiverStage has finally made it to town.
New nicknames have abounded, most focusing on either its size or its blueness. Thoughts of Solid Gold and Wayne Newton have been evoked.
In case you've missed it, it is big and garishly blue. "The blue goose" appears to be a Chatter favorite. RiverStage just seems too humble and quaint for something of this magnitude.
So what names have you got?
Cowboy pic of the week! Bonus edition!
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| Not sure why they all hook their thumb in pockets or pants, but I'm not mad at 'em for it! |
Bonus edition because bonus cowboys!
There was actually a very, very tempting cowboy pic I ran across tonight. It just seemed to cross the line of what's appropriate, and Lord knows I wouldn't post anything inappropriate. Yet, to the ladies, gay readers and those that just respect the fine art that is the human body, search for "hot cowboy and his best friend" in Google Images and check out the first one that pops up.
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Now that is pretty, huh?
Perhaps they hook their thumbs like that so they can get a good flex in those arm muscles? (male model secret??)
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until the demeaning "Cowboy picture of the Week" is ended Thank You
Those of us in the business know that looping fingers through your belt loops really make your pecs pop. That is the secret. When she posts pics of my friends and I next week I will explain the secret to getting the six pack to really come through on camera. That is if she ever pays me those royalty checks.
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HT,
ReplyDeleteSorry our readers aren't sophisticated enough to appreciate the high art that is a $100 bill in a chick's ass crack, but that's just the way we roll.
Mr. Coffman,
I believe you are mistaken about me owing you royalty checks, but if you'd like to submit some semi-nude photos of yourself for publication we will send you 40 cents, hell 99 cents, of each dollar we earn from their distrbution provided you hook your fingers in your beltloops.
All readers,
So how many of you did the Google Images search? HT,
Sorry our readers aren't sophisticated enough to appreciate the high art that is a $100 bill in a chick's ass crack, but that's just the way we roll.
Mr. Coffman,
I believe you are mistaken about me owing you royalty checks, but if you'd like to submit some semi-nude photos of yourself for publication we will send you 40 cents, hell 99 cents, of each dollar we earn from their distrbution provided you hook your fingers in your beltloops.
All readers,
So how many of you did the Google Images search?
Something goes goofy on Blogger when I comment. Either I can't sign in as me, or it doubles or triples the daman comment.
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