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Official meeting Minutes

Chatter Chicks July 2011 Regular Meeting

The previously-undisclosed location for this meeting was The Onion Tea House on Charlestown Rd. Meeting took place on Saturday July 30 at 2 p.m.

ChatterChicks in attendance: HoundDog, cindiloohoo, Debbie, kelley, Teresa Fisher, Gabriella and having their Chick Cherry popped by attending their first meeting, hoosiermom and Little Pickle.

Acceptance of previous minutes: oops. Debbie recorded May minutes that never entered the public record due to HoosierTaxpayers’ dedication to finding bin Laden and absence from the BatBlog.

June’s minutes were kelley’s responsibility, but kelley left for a camping trip shortly after the meeting and hasn’t been right since. Cindiloohoo was charged by the membership with writing this month’s minutes, but she welched and pawned the responsibility off on kelley.

There was also a supplemental July meeting to send off HappyCat on her new life adventure, but if anyone wrote minutes for that one, this minutes’ writer hasn’t seen them.

Next month’s meeting will include a workshop on responsibility and conquering procrastination. If not next month, the workshop will be in September or October and almost certainly before Christmas.

Though we failed to make a reservation, it was apparent our reputation proceeded us as The Onion staff wisely sequestered us in a private room. However, the poor waiter failed to calculate that meant he would be alone with us. Though he was very polite and didn’t say anything, the little jump and startled expression he exhibited each time he passed Debbie gave the distinct impression he’d been goosed.

Staff also expressed some shock when, seeing no alcohol on site, cindiloohoo began taking shots of soy sauce. We explained it’s just her way, and a cultural bridge was crossed. Note: we learned two days after the meeting, from ex-pat Happy Cat, there was wine present. She suggests they hid it when they saw us coming.

The first order of new business was a discussion of the possible, but untried, merits of bubble tea. After and an hour and a half of debate, no bubble tea was ordered.

Cindiloohoo’s new Chick of the Sea crown was chosen as best tiara by a measurement of the oohs and aahs expressed by the membership. Cindi set a new standard by also presenting a beaded handbag selected from that poshest of all boutiques, eBay.

Talk turned political as two chicks, hoosiermom and Teresa, discussed their experiences of getting extra screwed by the city of Jeffersonville with the Vissing Park and canal issues respectively. We also lamented the fact we may not be seeing much more of Teresa after slick Hollywood agent David Mann makes her famous as early as Monday.

For the monthly fashion presentation, Little Pickle showed the rest of us up by wearing pearls and a chic red hat and confessing she had to leave early to primp further for a wedding.

There was a bit of scandalous gossip about cindiloohoo, Gabriella and kelley, but since they were outside smoking, they have no idea what was said about them.

Two chicks remitted friendship payments. Hoosiermom distributed beaded “survivor” bracelets she had crafted. Several had breast cancer ribbon pendants. Teresa was disappointed not to find a colon-cancer brown one. HoundDog distributed “Greyt Scents,” yummy-smelling air fresheners in the Chicks' signature tiara shape. We voted to allow both Chicks to continue hanging out with us.

This month’s official act of E-vil was to contribute to the ongoing Chick effort to assist a homeless young mom within hoosiermom’s extended family. We wrote checks and practiced our diabolical cackling.

Though the party was just getting started, the parade through the room of Onion staff members looking at their watches required we adjourn.

Diabolically submitted,

kelley




Thanks for submitting these coveted minutes to The Commentaries, chicks!

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Either Cowboy or I are off our feed. Our schedules just aren't in sync this week, and after the mob I encountered to get a shot off last week, then losing my camera to some crazy woman...it's just not working out.

I do have a consolation prize. A Facebook friend suggested The Commentaries was using beefcake to distract from the absence of the promised Cowboy image. We weren't, but it's a brilliant idea!

So we offer a compromise.

For real, Cowboy pic of the week!

I don't know about you hussies, but, though I love our Cowboy, I'd rather have a picture of this one.

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