Seriously mandatory. If you can't muster up enough enthusiasm to click on the video in order to fully appreciate my artistic vision here, please, do us both a favor and just leave.
Dig those phones and high-tech fx.
KatoAnon Exclusive: The Commentaries' Inaugural Flash-Mob Challenge
The KatoAnon Commentaries' Department of Groovy Thoughts hereby issues the first-ever Commentaries Flash-Mob Challenge.
Inspired by the parade of chicks having fun at the end of the classic "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" music video by fun girl Cindi Lauper, the Commentaries officially challenges ALL Chatter Chicks to make this happen in our time, in our community.
A substantial parade is necessary to have an impact. Therefore, it is imperative that invitations and arm-twisting for participation be extended to all de facto Chatter chicks, that is all female Chatter members, not just the top-secret, underground, invitation-only, elusive and exclusive auxillary of E-vil do-gooders known in legend as the Chatter Chicks.
Do us proud, chicks, and please, please give us exclusive coverage of the event.
Saturday 80's Confession
I've wore my hair like Cindi Lauper's, but could never get the Bonnie Tyler thing quite right.
Saturday Shop Talk by David Hampe
Newly-released analysis shows surprising results.
Our marketing department has recently discovered a positive correlation between the condition of being boycotted for demeaning men and the number of page views. The only normative conclusion we reach based on this new data is that we should demean men more if increased page views is the goal.
We'd like to direct readers' eyes to the right of the page. You may have to scroll to find it, but immediately under its heading, you will find a list of popular posts. They are ranked according to their popularity. Our experts interpret the patter they represent as evidence the "smut sells" trend is holding.
Bless you as you enjoy your Sunday Morning.
Saturday Editorial Comment
It's too tight. It won't burn.
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