Sock Drive to benefit the homeless

March 30, 2012

JEFFERSONVILLE - A group of anonymous organizers will be holding a sock drive to benefit the homeless. The donation will be made in the name of the Clark County Chatter, though organizers stress their group has no official ties to the local Internet forum.

Those wishing to donate new socks may drop them off at the office of local attorney David Mosley, 332 Spring St. in Jeffersonville from April 2 through April 13.

"We really appreciate Mr. Mosley's gracious assistance in allowing socks to be collected at his office and to be the public face of this otherwise anonymous project. His participation is the key logistical piece that has made this effort possible," said one organizer.

Socks collected will be given to Clean Socks Hope to be distributed to those needing them. For more information, contact David Mosley at 812-282-9000.

Um. Help

Much of last year was spent arguing about the inanity of a city with this:

Ohio River

needing one of these:

Water Feature

Now,

Taking a new path: Trail planned through downtown Jeffersonville.

Wow.


Anyone think we should tell the whiz kids working on this about these?

Slainte

Rumors have flown as to why the ACC went silent on March 17. An informer found an abandoned camera hidden behind a downtown statue. The camera's contents only deepens the mystery.

As we piece this story together, we've confirmed a local establishment was invaded by leprechauns last Saturday night.

Among the green revelers, three super-hot women stood out as the clear party queens.

We sent out reporters to confirm the sketchy story the pictures were telling by interviewing individuals identified in the photos. Most were unwilling to talk about what they had seen and heard, one referring us to his attorney and another citing PTSD, but one, going by the name of W., let it slip there was serious political talk taking place including city appointments.

Also under discussion, according to W., was a major upcoming charity event, but, alas, he claims to not know the details. According to our reporter, the fear in W.'s eyes during this denial suggests he knows more than he's telling.

Were the three party queens Chatter Chicks in green disguises?

Can bodacious partying be awarded with city appointments?

Do the Rockettes know they've been ripped off by some Jeff chicks that dance EXACTLY LIKE THEM but have longer, trimmer legs?

Will cranberry juice consumption become another individual mandate of Obamacare as W. comes under the Chicks' power and carries their message to O.?

What the hell is up with this major charity event?

WWJD Part 1

You shall love your neighbor as yourself. There is no other commandment greater than these.