Breaking photo spread exclusive! MIA HT spotted canoodling with Chatter Chicks! Jeff City Council candidate is almost like Mike!
But first this musical interlude
And...
Monday Shop Talk with Dave Hampe
We are constantly crunching the vast amount of data that flow into our newsroom, particularly traffic sources. There's been an upswing of page views in the past few weeks, but it is in no way related to any content of a local nature. Rather, it turns out that having things like this:
is great for page views. That is because hot+construction+worker is a rather popular search. It made the top three this week.
HT spotted at local social hotspot
and he's not alone!
It was a little drafty.
Alan and Mike got their backs.
Chopper presents HT to the queen as Jack Kennedy looks on.
"That shoulder seemed a little tense," said whatsherface.
CITY COUNCIL CANDIDATE proves she is JUST LIKE MIKE!
...As in
Michael Jordan!
Mike does a better job keeping a straight face.
Very important to note the feet in this picture are cut off. Candidate really had her feet positioned perfectly like Mike's according to our reporter.
PARIS -- World cosmetic markets were rattled as news of an increased risk of indictment from use of the product surfaced earlier this week.
Jeffersonville Mayor Tom Galligan of the United States explained in an interview on Thursday that grand juries indict people because of the color of their lipstick. Panic quickly spread with several cities reporting lipstick and other cosmetics being dumped in rivers and streams. Several small communities in the UK held lipstick burnings to prevent their citizens from being charged with voter fraud.
The impact on lipstick sales was profound and immediate as the legal risk news made its way across the globe Thursday night.
Galligan was defensive about his impact on cosmetic sales in a Friday interview.
"Those cosmetic companies in Europe have an agenda. Those sales figures are political. Every time there's an election, you're going to have people making these claims that I caused a world market to crash," Galligan said.
"It's like farting in an elevator, a good way to warm things up and get people to stop wearing so much damn lipstick," said Clark County, In, USA Democratic Chair Rod Pate.
"That's why I don't wear lipstick. I'm afraid I'll get indicted," said Clark County columnist and reputed smart-ass Debbie Harbeson in a Facebook post.
"Attempting to hold Tom Galligan responsible for his words is hogwash and the most silliest thing I've every heard," said Galligan operative Matt Chill.
In a speech Friday morning, US President Barack Obama tried to quell the rising economic and legal fears.
"Listen. I understand people are hurting. Michelle and I are hurting. She likes wearing makeup, but as the First Family, we understand that we just can't take the risk of being charged with forgery and voter fraud. America was built by people just like you, people who were convinced wearing lipstick and manipulating absentee ballots were the same thing. They understood that prosecutors and grand juries charge people and have them arrested for poor color choices every day. Second-class city mayors say stupid things all the time. Can we, like those brave men and women that came before us, survive this? What? I can't hear you! Yes, we can!," Obama said.
World leaders will meet over the weekend to discuss the economic fallout of these developments.
