The KatoAnon Commentaries

The product of a bored and stifled brain. This is my creative refuge, the place I can safely say, "oh, well, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck."

Monday, October 31, 2011

Monday Mega-Edition Vol. XXX

Breaking photo spread exclusive!
MIA HT spotted canoodling with Chatter Chicks!
Jeff City Council candidate is almost like Mike!


But first this musical interlude




And...

Monday Shop Talk with Dave Hampe

We are constantly crunching the vast amount of data that flow into our newsroom, particularly traffic sources. There's been an upswing of page views in the past few weeks, but it is in no way related to any content of a local nature. Rather, it turns out that having things like this:




















is great for page views. That is because hot+construction+worker is a rather popular search. It made the top three this week.


HT spotted at local social hotspot







and he's not alone!










It was a little drafty.


Alan and Mike got their backs.

Chopper presents HT to the queen as Jack Kennedy looks on.

"That shoulder seemed a little tense," said whatsherface.




CITY COUNCIL CANDIDATE proves she is JUST LIKE MIKE!







...As in









 Michael Jordan!

Mike does a better job keeping a straight face.


Very important to note the feet in this picture are cut off. Candidate really had her feet positioned perfectly like Mike's according to our reporter.




Now give me some candy!

3 comments:

  1. Dang! Sorry about the cut off feet. I had customers waiting and I was in a hurry!

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  2. All good. I was just trying to be nice to the chick in the picture. Might've had it down more like Mike than was obvious.

    Thanks for giving The Commentaries the exclusive!

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  3. What is HT doing hanging out with those heavy hitters in there? For that matter what are two Chatter Chicks doing in a room with all those A Listers? If I am not mistaken I saw MJ, JFK, Alan Jackson and Stan Laurel all in that room. Come on where was John Wayne? Where was Elvis? If you are going to hang with A Listers you gotta go big or go home.

    Brian Coffman

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