Disclaimer to end all disclaimers

Wednesday Shop Talk by Dave Hampe

Here is a shout out to all the cognitively challenged individuals out there who just can't wrap their little brains around this shit. Never let it be said we don't try to help the special people among us.

Kato isn't real. The fact statues can't talk really should've been a hint.

Just because Fifi Picard or Molly Broom or, God love her, Louisa Black says something, doesn't mean Kato agrees or that the primary author of this blog agrees. Recklessly attributing comments made here (or elsewhere online) to people in the real world is highly fucked up and uncool.

This blog is not the official site for any person or group. No one in their right mind would publicly associate with this blog.

We have some Facebook friends and followers clearly not in their right mind. We love them anyway.

Trying to insult a blog or blogger that has the word "fuck" right there at the top of the blog by saying it is filthy or that they curse isn't a really effective insult. It's more of a, "no shit, Sherlock," situation.

No decent person really gives a fuck what a racist says or thinks.

Kato wasn't at a recent city council meeting. Fifi's mommy was.

Why the hell are you reading this again? Is it for the poor writing? The curse words? The bad videos?

Please look up the following words: fiction, product, persona.

If you still think there is some accusation of being dirty or offensive that is going to get under the skin of those associated with the Commentaries, please reference the wonderful family show South Park. That's pretty much the standard for decency around here. Dirty is ok. Hatin' is ok. It all just has to be funny and deserved.

Funny and deserved are subjective concepts. We don't give a shit if you disagree about whether something in particular meets the criteria.

There are one or two readers who have stated they don't share the same language used here, but they've been wise enough to get that this is a product and/or that the writer(s) may just be coming from a different place than them generationally or artistically.

We like wise people.

Kids, nothing shown here should be tried at home.

Restrictions may apply. Interest rates may vary. Results are atypical. Endorsers are poorly paid actors.

NO MONEY is made from this blog. It is NOT being written from Belize.

For entertainment purposes only.

Please remain at least five feet away from the strippers. Excuse our mess. Bless our home.

For further understanding of these points, please click here. Additional disclaimer: link goes to a raunchy South Park clip with a moral.

The word "creative" strongly implies something is being created. That means it's being made up.

The use of terms like "creative" and "artistic" should not be contrued to mean we think we're great artists.

Art is subjective.

We do not think we're as awesome as South Park. Or Tosh. Or Hemingway. Or NSBHM.

We do kick Goliath's butt all day long though.