Sunday, November 6, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Updates
In a previous story, Clark County columnist Debbie Harbeson was described as a reputed smart-ass. Our news team has been out scouring the countryside for additional evidence of this, and we're now confident in saying Harbeson is a confirmed smart-ass. Check out the proof here.
There was also a previous post about some nutbag out there on the Internet grossly insulting this blog by trying to link it to a (shudder) politician. We're pleased to report two things: first, the attention, though negative, has again increased our page views. We've also heard from the candidate and learned she has received several communications of support and expressions of distaste for dirty tactics since this whack job started spreading these ugly rumors. Status of this story: the crazy hag has been ineffective in smearing both this blog and the aspiring pol, and, in fact, the tactic has backfired.
You just can't fool karma.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Anyone know a good attorney?
It's come to our attention that a morally and intellectually challenged individual is out there claiming this blog, this bastion of journalism, humor and hot dudes, is really written by a Republican politician. How offensive! How rude!
We'll have the PayPal button up soon in order to accept contributions for our legal fund.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Breaking: Boycott declared on GCF!
The Commentaries' cell phones have been blowing up with speculation about the identity of the whorin' pol Synonymous II has been dropping hints about for more than two days on Goliath's forum. While we appreciate the faith in our sleuthing abilities and status of being in the loop, truth is we're too busy newsgathering and partying to watch Friday night TV.
After the ugly truth was discovered, that all this suspense was over a television show, we received the following text:
"Bullshit! I am boycotting until after the election," said this source who further described herself as one who works, "for a prominent politician and WISH I had time for an affair! Who has time for that shit?"
We at The Commentaries are always on the side of the consumers, even when said consumers are consuming shit for free. Therefore, we join with our ripped-off sister in calling for a pre-election boycott of GCF.
We are the 99% The 99% who think Syn is a dick.
After the ugly truth was discovered, that all this suspense was over a television show, we received the following text:
"Bullshit! I am boycotting until after the election," said this source who further described herself as one who works, "for a prominent politician and WISH I had time for an affair! Who has time for that shit?"
We at The Commentaries are always on the side of the consumers, even when said consumers are consuming shit for free. Therefore, we join with our ripped-off sister in calling for a pre-election boycott of GCF.
We are the 99% The 99% who think Syn is a dick.
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