Breaking: Boycott declared on GCF!

The Commentaries' cell phones have been blowing up with speculation about the identity of the whorin' pol Synonymous II has been dropping hints about for more than two days on Goliath's forum. While we appreciate the faith in our sleuthing abilities and status of being in the loop, truth is we're too busy newsgathering and partying to watch Friday night TV.

After the ugly truth was discovered, that all this suspense was over a television show, we received the following text:

"Bullshit! I am boycotting until after the election," said this source who further described herself as one who works, "for a prominent politician and WISH I had time for an affair! Who has time for that shit?"

We at The Commentaries are always on the side of the consumers, even when said consumers are consuming shit for free. Therefore, we join with our ripped-off sister in calling for a pre-election boycott of GCF.

We are the 99% The 99% who think Syn is a dick.

Synonymous II