The Friday Round-Up

The continuing decline of Western Civilization

It's been a rough day for the KatoAnon research team. The interns and other peons were charged with finding themed material for the Friday edition. The first item they came across was this video from teen artist Rebecca Black.

After taking one intern to the emergency room for profuse bleeding from the ears and eyes and incoherent babbling, we sent the rest of the research team back in to further investigate. In a tribute to their ill co-worker, they asked we post these:

The most sympathetic portrayal of Hitler ever produced

Sweeping up

Portions of a contribution from Molly Broom have been posted various places online with the apparent intent of giving her words some meaning or importance. We highly recommend people quit doing this.

Anyone who read Ms. Broom's entire piece word-for-word and attempted to make out what was being said should seek professional help immediately. They are masochists. There was no periods in the contribution. It was made up of random thoughts strung together and even mentioned the writer's monthy cycle. What healthy person would put themselves through that?

Neither Ms. Broom nor the KatoAnon staff anticipated anyone actually reading the entire feature. Like the great James Joyce before us, we here at the KatoAnon Commentaries enjoy messing with people's heads. We erred in not realizing how easy some folks can be.

Rock the Vote

Yesterday's featured bedtime story illustrated the danger of divided streams of support . To avert this danger in the ongoing blog war, the KatoAnon Commentaries has dropped out of the blog poll featured on Goliath's blog and is instead endorsing the award-winning BatBlog produced by HoosierTaxpayer.

It has become evident Goliath's intent was to employ the TG Method of vote-getting by including so many blogs in his poll, the anti-Goliath vote would be split. We have evidence that strongly suggests this was his intent in declaring war on this site. Don't fall for it.

Stand firm beside the one chosen blog war warrior by voting for the BatBlog at this link http://goliathandwimmens.blogspot.com/. You might win one of the prize dates being offered by HoosierTaxpayer. However, our sources are recommending that any female or gay male winners of the date package consider donating it to charity and using it as a tax write-off.

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