Tuesday Edition

Setting the mood

Back then it was socially acceptable to have a name and logo closely resembling a brand of menthol cigarettes. Must've been kool.

The Vote Rocked!

Justice has been done! The BatBlog by HoosierTaxpayer, hero to the downtrodden and key operative in the mission to kill bin Laden dead, has triumphed over fierce (like crazy fierce) competitors to win the deserved title of Best Blog of Summer 2011!

"To you critics who hammered HT and the Batblog on GAW you can Kiss My Bat Ass !!!," said HoosierTaxpayer about the win.

Results were determined by a blog poll monitored by international observers including former president and go-to guy for international observing Jimmy Carter. A member of Carter's staff told The KatoAnon Commentaries, "Anyone who says this vote is rigged is retarded."

Another staff member soon called to say, "That guy that said 'retarded' in a quote to a respected publication such as yours is an idiot. I mean, it's true, but he shouldn't have said it. Please edit that out before you post. Thanks. Oh, and Jimmy said to tell you Israel is whacked."

We know, Jimmy. We know.

But a Huge Congratulations to the BatBlog and its Big Daddy HoosierTaxpayer for a well-earned and hard-fought victory!

From management, staff and many fans of The Commentaries that celebrate with you tonight, and from your neighbor Tammy who was kind enough to pose, this bud's for you:

Tuesday Shop Talk by David Hampe

We at the Commentaries are stoked to learn we have a readership with jobs! We're also quite surprised, but there is an easily distinguished spike of visits to this blog between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. each day.

We can only attribute that spike to the gainfully employed checking in on their lunch break. It's not as if anyone is just rolling out of bed at that time then slacker enough to head straight for the compu...t...nevermind.

Tuesday's Editorial Comment

 You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?