The KatoAnon Commentaries

The product of a bored and stifled brain. This is my creative refuge, the place I can safely say, "oh, well, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck."

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Another day ending in "y"


Little known fact about Kato: She has actually yelled "fight the power," at two civil rights' demonstrations.

Facebook brilliance

Found this floating around Facebook today and realized it belonged here.

Just thought I'd pass on some totally useless, yet amusing trivia about critters: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . Wh...at the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts...
 
Crazyfactspreading mission accomplished.
 
Super-short stories series day dos
from katoanon clocking in at five words.
 
The rains came and stayed.
 
Can you believe this shit?!
 
The copying bitch! Damn wanna-be politicians!
 
 
A CCC Oldie but Goodie
 
Tip of the hat to the anonymous graphics wiz that provided this and to the woman who likely inspired him to do so.
Click it and make sure your volume is on!
 
Y-ending day editorial comment
 
I'm tired.
 
 

2 comments:

  1. Thanks a lot! Read this late last night and still thinking about the pig too.

    Is it snowing shit in that globe?

    H.

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  2. Damn... I'd like to try one of those Pig O's!

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