The product of a bored and stifled brain. This is my creative refuge, the place I can safely say, "oh, well, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck."
Friday, September 16, 2011
< insert witty title here > < do it. don't just say, "fuck it" > < fuck it >
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes. -W.Gibson (and endorsed by Aggy)
For the record my wife has told me that she would not think twice about leaving me for LL Cool J. Furthermore, if that were to ever happen I think I would brag about it to all of my friends.
Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate it greatly.
I do not have a condom you can borrow. If I had an extra one I would give it to you with the expectation that you would not return it. That reminds me that I should share another condom story with you sometime. It is perhaps even funnier than the one on GCF.
The condom question was a trick one to confirm you were truly worthy of praise. I've been asked on more than one occassion to borrow a tampon, to which I've responded, "Absolutely not! Just keep it!"
For the record my wife has told me that she would not think twice about leaving me for LL Cool J. Furthermore, if that were to ever happen I think I would brag about it to all of my friends.
ReplyDeleteBrian Coffman
Mr. Coffman, there are days you are the only redeeming feature in this fucked-up Internet world where we both hang out.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Do you happen to have a condom I could borrow? As you know, I like 'em colored.
-kato
Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate it greatly.
ReplyDeleteI do not have a condom you can borrow. If I had an extra one I would give it to you with the expectation that you would not return it. That reminds me that I should share another condom story with you sometime. It is perhaps even funnier than the one on GCF.
Brian Coffman
You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteThe condom question was a trick one to confirm you were truly worthy of praise. I've been asked on more than one occassion to borrow a tampon, to which I've responded, "Absolutely not! Just keep it!"